November 24, 2009   3 notes

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Does the Fresh Prince, proving once again my theory that Fallon is not a bad guy. He’s a mediocre host, sure. But can you really hate a guy who rocks this?

November 24, 2009   1 note

Everytime I refresh, Flickr tells me a new way to say Hello

Spread that shit out, Flickr! Just give us once a day, don’t make it possible to blow the load in one fell swoop. Bing!

November 24, 2009   3 notes

“ Who tells people not to dance?! That’s horrible! ”

Melissa, re: her disgust at her demands of me to stop dancing in my chair while she’s trying to work.

November 24, 2009   5 notes

It's 3:30 am, and Jen just made motherfuckin' popcorn.

writer-a:

Like I need this shit? I’m running my ass off every day trying to get/stay in shape and she’s filling the room with that buttery aroma goodness. When I confronted her with this, she said:

“Fuck you, you played ‘The Ring’ video and called me right after. Serves you right.”

True enough. I did do that, but she won’t have to run an extra mile tomorrow as a result. Let’s see how she’s doing in 7 days. Hehe.

Dude….popcorn. Jealous. Did you salt it? Butter it in layers, salt it in layers….boom.

November 24, 2009   8 notes
This is my girlfriend. Not only is she beautiful and awesome, but she is LOADS better than me at guitar and writing tunes. I am jealous. And lucky.

Mostly lucky.

This is my girlfriend. Not only is she beautiful and awesome, but she is LOADS better than me at guitar and writing tunes. I am jealous. And lucky.

Mostly lucky.

November 24, 2009   1 note
From the Vault: Some Cute Kid At Mardi Gras, 2006

From the Vault: Some Cute Kid At Mardi Gras, 2006

November 24, 2009

WHO GOT THE GORCH!?!

November 24, 2009   1 note
Dylan smokes a pipe.

Dylan smokes a pipe.

November 23, 2009   2 notes
RG’s blog just dropped this tidbit. KARL TV PROJECT!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

RG’s blog just dropped this tidbit. KARL TV PROJECT!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

November 23, 2009   3 notes
Watching A Very Sunny Christmas again. This is Christopher Lloyd, right? Yeah, it totally is.

Watching A Very Sunny Christmas again. This is Christopher Lloyd, right? Yeah, it totally is.

November 23, 2009   2 notes
Tina Fey and I have the same iPhone case! This pleases me.

Tina Fey and I have the same iPhone case! This pleases me.

November 23, 2009   1 note
Apparently Bono is selling coffee now. Proceeds go to starving children in Africa and to stage fan maintenance fees. The Christ Pose won’t do itself, y’all.

Apparently Bono is selling coffee now. Proceeds go to starving children in Africa and to stage fan maintenance fees. The Christ Pose won’t do itself, y’all.

November 23, 2009   1 note
Just ordered.
“Howsaboutit!!!”
-The Gorch

Just ordered.

“Howsaboutit!!!”

-The Gorch

November 22, 2009   1 note
Poor Jeff

Poor Jeff

November 22, 2009   2 notes

Mocha

JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!