Everytime I refresh, Flickr tells me a new way to say Hello
Spread that shit out, Flickr! Just give us once a day, don’t make it possible to blow the load in one fell swoop. Bing!
Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Does the Fresh Prince, proving once again my theory that Fallon is not a bad guy. He’s a mediocre host, sure. But can you really hate a guy who rocks this?
Spread that shit out, Flickr! Just give us once a day, don’t make it possible to blow the load in one fell swoop. Bing!
Melissa, re: her disgust at her demands of me to stop dancing in my chair while she’s trying to work.
Like I need this shit? I’m running my ass off every day trying to get/stay in shape and she’s filling the room with that buttery aroma goodness. When I confronted her with this, she said:
“Fuck you, you played ‘The Ring’ video and called me right after. Serves you right.”
True enough. I did do that, but she won’t have to run an extra mile tomorrow as a result. Let’s see how she’s doing in 7 days. Hehe.
Dude….popcorn. Jealous. Did you salt it? Butter it in layers, salt it in layers….boom.
This is my girlfriend. Not only is she beautiful and awesome, but she is LOADS better than me at guitar and writing tunes. I am jealous. And lucky.
Mostly lucky.
Apparently Bono is selling coffee now. Proceeds go to starving children in Africa and to stage fan maintenance fees. The Christ Pose won’t do itself, y’all.
JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!