mindgrapes

Nov 23

Just ordered.

“Howsaboutit!!!”

-The Gorch

Nov 22

Poor Jeff

Mocha

JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Playing: A Very Sunny Christmas (2009)

“Apology not accepted, moron.” — Ron Swanson

Sundays

“You picture message me that shit if it’s not clear.” — Melissa, re: getting the right kind of maple syrup

Nov 21

Hello, hello

RG may be joking, but his Top 10 list of his favorite numbers places my favorite number at #1.  Add that to my list of talking points.

Now I feel much better.

The Bucket

Failed me tonight. Not cool.

Nov 20

I want this tshirt, bad. Scharpling & Wurster are my new favorite heroes. Sorry RG, you and the boys are gonna have to take a backseat for a bit while I ingest all that is their genius. 

I get it, you're popular

• Me: Do you guys take reservations or is it pretty much--
• Umami Los Feliz: It's a free for all.
• Me: Really? Okay, so should I--
• Umami Los Feliz: The earliest before 8pm you could get here would be best.
• Me: Okay, so if we get there before 8pm we might not have to wait that long to sit down?
• Umami Los Feliz: I didn't say that.
• Me: Uhh....
• Umami Los Feliz: I didn't say that either.
• Me: I know you didn't. I know that because I was listening to you. But if I had missed it it would have been understandable because it was difficult to hear through your smug-asshole-fuck of a voice, Mr. I'mtoobusytobepolite. You know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna go to Lucky Devil and actually be full after a burger. Won't that be nice?
• [Part of this conversation might not have happened. But I'd be a whole lot cooler if it did.]

The new Mayer is awesome but...

I will be removing “Assassins” and will pretend it never happened. Terrible song, embarrassing lyrics. If I was a Mayer hater, I would cite that song when forced to define his suckitude.

Rest of the album is top notch though.

“City resident Mark Little said he’s so genuinely tantalized with Palin and her book that he said “it will be the first book I’ve ever read.’” —

Fort Wayne News-Sentinel: Palin makes connection with ‘common folk’ during visit

Palin stops through my hometown. ;(

(via zachklein) (via andrewmuto)

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This Mark Little character is making us Fort Wayners look bad.