mindgrapes

November 20, 2009

I want this tshirt, bad. Scharpling & Wurster are my new favorite heroes. Sorry RG, you and the boys are gonna have to take a backseat for a bit while I ingest all that is their genius.

November 20, 2009 6 notes

I get it, you're popular

Me: Do you guys take reservations or is it pretty much--
Umami Los Feliz: It's a free for all.
Me: Really? Okay, so should I--
Umami Los Feliz: The earliest before 8pm you could get here would be best.
Me: Okay, so if we get there before 8pm we might not have to wait that long to sit down?
Umami Los Feliz: I didn't say that.
Me: Uhh....
Umami Los Feliz: I didn't say that either.
Me: I know you didn't. I know that because I was listening to you. But if I had missed it it would have been understandable because it was difficult to hear through your smug-asshole-fuck of a voice, Mr. I'mtoobusytobepolite. You know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna go to Lucky Devil and actually be full after a burger. Won't that be nice?
[Part of this conversation might not have happened. But I'd be a whole lot cooler if it did.]

November 20, 2009 2 notes

The new Mayer is awesome but...

I will be removing “Assassins” and will pretend it never happened. Terrible song, embarrassing lyrics. If I was a Mayer hater, I would cite that song when forced to define his suckitude.

Rest of the album is top notch though.

November 20, 2009 43 notes

“ City resident Mark Little said he’s so genuinely tantalized with Palin and her book that he said “it will be the first book I’ve ever read.’ ”

Fort Wayne News-Sentinel: Palin makes connection with ‘common folk’ during visit

Palin stops through my hometown. ;(

(via zachklein) (via andrewmuto)

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This Mark Little character is making us Fort Wayners look bad.

November 19, 2009 1 note

Wahoo!! About time!

November 19, 2009 2 notes

November 19, 2009 3 notes

Breakfast. Eating right is for hippies.

November 18, 2009 1 note

spacelola:

it’s always really strange to SEE radio personalities for the first time.. trying to match up faces and voices. these guys are apparently on late night tv now.

Oh shit! I grew up listening to these guys in my dad’s car on the way to school!

November 18, 2009 4 notes