I want this tshirt, bad. Scharpling & Wurster are my new favorite heroes. Sorry RG, you and the boys are gonna have to take a backseat for a bit while I ingest all that is their genius.
I get it, you're popular
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Me:
Do you guys take reservations or is it pretty much--
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Umami Los Feliz:
It's a free for all.
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Me:
Really? Okay, so should I--
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Umami Los Feliz:
The earliest before 8pm you could get here would be best.
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Me:
Okay, so if we get there before 8pm we might not have to wait that long to sit down?
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Umami Los Feliz:
I didn't say that.
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Me:
Uhh....
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Umami Los Feliz:
I didn't say that either.
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Me:
I know you didn't. I know that because I was listening to you. But if I had missed it it would have been understandable because it was difficult to hear through your smug-asshole-fuck of a voice, Mr. I'mtoobusytobepolite. You know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna go to Lucky Devil and actually be full after a burger. Won't that be nice?
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[Part of this conversation might not have happened. But I'd be a whole lot cooler if it did.]
The new Mayer is awesome but...
I will be removing “Assassins” and will pretend it never happened. Terrible song, embarrassing lyrics. If I was a Mayer hater, I would cite that song when forced to define his suckitude.
Rest of the album is top notch though.
Wahoo!! About time!
Breakfast. Eating right is for hippies.
spacelola:
it’s always really strange to SEE radio personalities for the first time.. trying to match up faces and voices. these guys are apparently on late night tv now.
Oh shit! I grew up listening to these guys in my dad’s car on the way to school!
Got this album on repeat. Dude is KILLIN me!
Look at this fucking idiot!
“ Easter’s coming up for this next joke… ”
Patton Oswalt on his 222. Love this dude.
Interview with Ty “Why The Face” Burrell over at the AV Club.
GPOYW - “Official Adventure Friends Photographer” Edition
Gentleman’s Lunch, “Forgot My Wallet in My Other Jacket” Edition:
Grub: Melted, half-eaten king size Kit Kat I found at the bottom of my Jeep
Tunes: “Edge of Desire” John Mayer
Done and done.